Table of Contents

• Dedication
• Disclaimer
• Chapter 1: Bert gets a job (second edit)
• Chapter 2: Bert surveys his new home (second edit)
• Chapter 3: Bert gets the lowdown from Rufus (second edit)
• Chapter 4: Bert consults with his lawyer (second edit)
• Chapter 5: Bert is introduced to Bernie Fox (second edit)
• Chapter 6: Bert talks to his wife (second edit)
• Chapter 7: Bert plays bridge (second edit)
• Chapter 8: Bert gets a six-pack (second edit)
• Chapter 9: Bert checks in with Hank (second edit)
• Chapter 10: Bert observes a softball game (second edit)
• Chapter 11: Bert faces a tragedy (second edit)
• Chapter 12: Bert tries to recover (second edit)
• Chapter 13: Bert meets the Bonpere family (second edit) 
• Chapter 14: Bert prepares for the memorial service and funeral  (second edit)
• Chapter 15: Bert invites Butch to sail with Dingo Dave (second edit) 
• Chapter 16: Bert enjoys Sunday dinner with his family (second edit) 
• Chapter 17: Bert gets a report on the funeral (Second edit)
• Chapter 18: Bert spots more trouble (first edit) 
• Chapter 19: Bert and Hank talk nicknames (second edit) 
• Chapter 20: Bert consults with Eli (second edit)
• Chapter 21: Bert learns of a threat (second edit) 
• Chapter 22: Bert prepares for Halloween (second edit) 
• Chapter 23: Bert checks out bumps and bruises (second edit)
• Chapter 24: Bert finds a body (second edit)
• Chapter 25: Bert gets more involved (second edit)
• Chapter 26: Bert faces a cooks' disaster (second edit) 
• Chapter 27: Bert learns a few secrets (second edit)
• Chapter 28: Bert attends the funeral (second edit) 
• Chapter 29: Bert enjoys the weekend (second edit) 
• Chapter 30: Bert learns of an arrest (second edit) 
• Chapter 31: Bert gives Butch the bad news (second edit) 
• Chapter 32: Bert learns the judge's decision (second edit) 
• Chapter 33: Bert has a plan for Butch (second edit) 
• Chapter 34: Bert arranges a visit (second edit) 
• Chapter 35: Bert gets lucky (second edit)
• Chapter 36: Bert debriefs Butch (second edit) 
• Chapter 37: Bert shares coffee with Dingo Dave's mother (second edit) 
• Chapter 38: Bert goes shopping with Sissy and Butch (second edit)
• Chapter 39: Bert gets some help from Jane Parker (second edit) 
• Chapter 40: Bert gets some news from his wife (second edit) 
• Chapter 41: Bert gets the chief to help (second edit) 
• Chapter 42: Bert gets the entire family involved (second edit)
• Chapter 43: Bert chews the fat with Rufus (second edit) 
• Chapter 44: Bert checks in with Hank (first edit) 
• Chapter 45: Bert learns something new from the former secretary (second edit) 
• Chapter 46: Bert confronts the CSC editor (second edit) 
• Chapter 47: Bert resets the investigation (second edit)
• Chapter 48: Bert and family convene in the library (second edit)
• Chapter 49: Bert meets with the boss (second edit) 
• Chapter 50: Bert begins the hunt for a Nazi hunter (second edit)
• Chapter 51: Bert gets good news, good news, and good news (second edit) 
• Chapter 52: Bert meets a Nazi hunter (second edit) 
• Chapter 53: Bert begins to put the pieces together (second edit) 
• Chapter 54: Bert chases down the faculty backgrounds (second edit)
• Chapter 55: Bert gets some news from Sarah (second edit)
• Chapter 56: Bert faces the challenge (second edit)   
• Chapter 57: Bert and Sarah visit the motherhouse (second edit)
• Chapter 58: Bert meets the killer (second edit) 
• Chapter 59: Bert and Sarah conclude this story (second edit)